"SHAGIRD ka SHIKWA" Yun fail jo krna tha, pehley he bta detey Hm sari kitabon ko cholhey mn jala detey Koshish to baht ki thi, nakam huey aakhir Han pas to ho jatey jo naql kra detey Parchey jo milay hm ko sb khali diye hm ne Ay kash SAFAI k no. hi laga detey.

Teacher: Itifak ka jumla banao..? Student "jis din meray Papa ki shadi thi.. itifak se usi din meri mama ki Shadi thi..!"

Ustad:"Bhai Chara" ka jumla banao"! Shagird" Jb Doodh wale se pochha k itna mehnga kiyu? bechte ho? to us ne kaha, "BHAI"! "CHARA" mehnga hogaya hai.

33 mrks ki kimat tum kya jano lecturer babu. Board ka ashirwad hota ha 33 mrks. Student k sar ka taj hota ha 33 mrks. Failure ka khawab hota ha 33 mrks!

Teacher:zinda rehnay k lia kia chiz zaroori ha? Student zinda rehnay k liye teri kasam.. Aik mulakaat zaroori ha sanam!!

Ek Student Dusre Se: Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai 2nd Student: To Phir Chal Kar Thori Parhai Karte Hein . . .

Teacher:Agr Koi Insaan 1986 Me Peda Hua Ho To Ab Us Ki Age Kya Ho gI? ? ? ? ? Student:Pehlay Ye To Btain K Ye Insan Orat Hai Ya Mard?

Yeh student ki pehchan hai, Hath mein cigret mun me pan hai, Mashoor ye shetan hai, Yeh student ki pehchan hai. Parhna isay ata nhi, Class me kabi jata nai, Canteen iski jan hai, Yeh student ki pehchan hai. Jalso me sab se agay hai, Naaro me sab se agay hai, Imtehan me naqal iski aan hai, Yeh student ki pehchan hai. Larkio k pichay para hai, Jo larki ghusa ho jaye zara, Tab yeh uska banta bhai jan hai, Yeh student ki pehchan hai.

papers ki roti notes ka achar tubelite k kirne questions ki bahar teachers ki dushmani dosto ka pyaar so mubarak ho ap ko exams ka tehwar

Burraaah...... Sara syllabus padh liya... Bas books aur notes padhne reh gaye hain...

Identification of Student 1.Books in bag, Faisalabad 2.Books in hands, Sialkot 3.Rolled books in jeans, Lahore 4.W/O books but mobile in hands, Peshawa..

Teacher: "BAHR-UL-KAHIL" Kisay kEhtAy hAin? StudEnt: Jo bEhrA oR KahiL Ho Usay Bahr-ul-kahil Kehtay hAin.